Does it suck?

• Republicans most certainly do not suck, for it is liberals which suck.
• Barack Obama does not suck, he is a great leader and speaker.
• Harry Potter does not suck, it is one of the greatest series known to mankind.
• Apple sucks, it caters to liberals and is nothing less than inferior to a PC.
• Star Wars does not suck, it is the undisputed greatest series of all time. I very highly doubt it will ever be surpassed in awesomeness.
• Facebook sucks, it wastes our time and makes people fat when they could be outside doing cool stuff.
• McDonald's sucks, their ice cream machines are always broken so I can never get a milk shake
• Clemson does not suck, it is a prestigious academic institution and tigers are very vicious and enjoy devouring chickens.
• Lady Gaga does not suck, she is outlandish and unique yet is attractive to all audiences.
• Justin Bieber sucks, he will eventually hit puberty and his music will all be faker than it already is.
• Sudoku's suck, I have always considered myself good at math and puzzles yet I never have the patience to finish one of these.
• Avatar does not suck, blue people with tails and flying mounts, need I say more?
• Xbox sucks, this is even better than Facebook at making people fat and keeping them from going outside and doing cool stuff.
• American Idol does not suck, although I am personally not a watcher I like the idea of allowing people to showcase their talents.
• Glee does not suck, the cast members have great voices and good songs are usually chosen.
• Cigarettes suck, they smell terrible, lead to lots of litter, and need I mention they kill people?
• Guns suck, a real way to fight is man-to-man combat with cool karate moves and pure strength.
• Abortion sucks, the choice to engage in acts which cause pregnancy leads to the necessary repercussions.
• Clothed dogs suck, I am not even sure how to defend this, it just makes me want to punch their owners.